How To Become A Christian In America
Ex 28:31-35
Aaron was instructed to tie little golden bells to the hem of his robe so that God would hear and not kill him when he was entering into the holy of holies, the sanctuary of God. This happened once a year, on Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement. He wanted the high priest to make this very distinctive noise, so that God would know that it was him, and not a thief or robber.
People can have many reasons for seeking God, and not always the right ones. There are many religious people who are really only thieves and robbers. In our nation, many people are not so much seeking God, as they are seeking those monetary and material benefits they believe they have the right to ‘claim’ and demand from God. This type of seeking comes by many names: ‘name it and claim it’ theology, the prosperity gospel, positive confession. Whatever you want to call it, it has to some degree affected - and infected - just about every church in America. There are a great number of people in the church – perhaps even the vast majority – who are led and motivated by greed and a lust for material things, more than they are guided by faith. Or rather, their faith is really their faith that they can successfully deceive and manipulate God, rather than the sort of faith that comes from God, who gives faith to guide people who are earnestly seeking Him only for Himself.
Jesus said: Joh 10:1 “Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that entereth not by the door into the sheepfold, but climbeth up some other way, the same is a thief and a robber.” Those who come to God thinking they can manipulate and get what they want out of Him are exactly like thieves and robbers, and God knows who they are. They don’t make the right kind of sound – they are not worshipping, praying or seeking God in the right way, or from the right motives. They’re like people trying to enter into the holy of holies without the required bells attached to their garments, and they will die without ever finding eternal life.
Not that we aren’t all tempted by greed and our culture of materialism. None of us is innocent, and all of us are sinners. But there’s a difference between being tempted by money and material things, and giving in so completely to temptation, to the sickening point where even our faith is completely defined by our greed. People whose primary motive is to use God in order to become more wealthy, prosperous or successful in the world, are just like Satanists or witches or any other demonic cultists, in that they really have no idea of the power inherent in what they’re fooling around with. They have become so clever and manipulative in their own minds, to the point that they have absolutely no clue to how utterly stupid and foolish they’ve become. To actually think they could manipulate the God who knows them better than they know themselves, or that they could manipulate the scriptures or certain spiritual principals to their own material benefit, is like thinking a fly could outwit the spider that’s already tied them up and devoured them in their own foolishness.
We should be more offended than we are, and much more sickened by the manner in which some have led so many people astray. This cancer that keeps eating away at the church, though hardly anybody dares to say anything about it. By the time most people recognize the threat it poses to the body of Christ, the church in America will likely be beyond the point of salvaging, and other Christian churches in third world countries may necessarily need to step into the moral and theological void we’ve created.
If every minister, pastor and priest railed against the pervasive greed and materialism in America every Sunday for the next 20 years, even that would probably not be enough, though it would make a good start. Our churches should be on the front line in fighting directly against the culture of corporate greed, and all the lies, brainwashing, corruption and death that goes along with it. They should be instructing their parishioners in simplicity, humility and the truth, rather than how to get everything they want and more. They should expose murderous wars for profit for the absolute abominations they are, rather than campaigning for the right-wing antichrists that initiate them.
We have Christian churches that are nothing more than shills for the corporate state, whose only real purpose is to keep the American sheeple frantically working and consuming more and more and just as much as they possibly can in order to stimulate the stock market and increase corporate profits. These are not Christian churches – they’re public relations firms serving corporate interests. We have pastors whose only moral function is to sanctify unbridled human greed, and make this deadly idolatry seem wholesome and pleasing to God. These are not Christian churches in any meaningful way, though if there are a few people who still understand the scriptures or what it means to be a Christian, it's in spite of rather than because of what our churches have drilled into them. But that’s the exception, and not the rule itself.
The rule of thumb to becoming a Christian in America is that you must find a way to prove you’re a Christian by something that doesn’t really cost you anything, or require you to give up your obsessively sinful worship of mammon. One way is by looking for people who are the most hated and persecuted, and obsessing over their lifestyle instead, and making that seem like the real issue. By attacking the most vulnerable people where they are themselves most vulnerable, Corporate Christians have focused everyone’s attention on the ‘homosexual lifestyle’, and they've turned their hatred for others into a righteous cause. And by hating homosexuals much more diligently than most people, Corporate Christians also demonstrate that quality that makes them distinctive and different from the heathen culture around them.
To summerize #1 scapegoating gays and lesbians doesn’t cost anything #2 it takes the spotlight off your idolotrous lifestyle, and makes their lifestyle the issue #3 it sets Corporate Christians apart by making their intolerant hatred for their neighbors the thing that is most distinctive about them.
Abortion is another issue where you can still prove you are a Christian, even though it's your selfish and materialistic lifestyle that's synonymous with death. Once again, it doesn’t cost you anything to be against a woman’s right to choose. It’s not like you have to give a damn about the kid once it’s born, or pay a penny to ensure it has basic health care, decent food or housing. You can love the fetus and still hate the kid, and vote for more tax cuts for yourself. You can love the fetus and kick its mom off welfare, pay its dad slave wages, or kick both parents clean out of the country. Another win/win proposition.
If you are Christian in America, you can literally thirst for blood and support capital punishment, (and constantly complain that not enough people are being executed). You can continue supporting every religious war and illegal extermination of human beings for monetary profit that comes down the pike, just on general principal. It isn’t about that.
It’s all about looking at a fertilized egg in a petri dish, and imagining that, instead of seeing a cystoblast, what you are actually seeing is a tiny little helpless baby, and its murderer of a mother is plunging the hot dagger of abortion into its defenseless little heart. It’s about spending so much time obsessing about a few organic cells, that your sanity inevitably takes flight and the real world completely fades away, and all the actual living, breathing, thinking and feeling human lives you have taken part in murdering for profit, for cold revenge, or just because you can, they don’t matter. All that matters is the cute little defenseless (and preferably white) baby disguised as a cystoblast, and the pro-life talking point that goes along with it.
What matters for Corporate Christians is finding the most effective way to hide the shameless idolotry of their enthusiastic support of the corporate culture of death, behind a ‘pro-life’ talking point. That’s why embryonic stem cells have to be saved from scientific research, and to hell with all the real people suffering and dying from real diseases. Better these cells should end up in the garbage than help to alleviate the suffering of actual human beings. It’s a brain-dead vegetable that once was Terri Schiavo – that’s what Christians must organize nationally to protect and keep alive at any cost – and to hell with the hundreds of thousands of thinking and feeling men, women and children who’ve been killed since Bush pulled the plug on Iraq. They don’t matter.
All that matters, and what really makes you a pro-life, family values conservative Christian, is your ability to project your uncompromising thirst for death onto others in a way that you call Christian, but which is distinctly demonic - and to hate your (gay and lesbian) neighbors with religious zeal.
“And thou shalt make the robe of the ephod all of blue…And beneath upon the hem
of it thou shalt make pomegranates of blue, and of purple, and of scarlet, round
about the hem thereof; and bells of gold between them round about: A golden bell
and a pomegranate, a golden bell and a pomegranate, upon the hem of the robe
round about. And it shall be upon Aaron to minister: and his sound shall
be heard when he goeth in unto the holy place before the LORD, and when he
cometh out, that he die not."
Aaron was instructed to tie little golden bells to the hem of his robe so that God would hear and not kill him when he was entering into the holy of holies, the sanctuary of God. This happened once a year, on Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement. He wanted the high priest to make this very distinctive noise, so that God would know that it was him, and not a thief or robber.
People can have many reasons for seeking God, and not always the right ones. There are many religious people who are really only thieves and robbers. In our nation, many people are not so much seeking God, as they are seeking those monetary and material benefits they believe they have the right to ‘claim’ and demand from God. This type of seeking comes by many names: ‘name it and claim it’ theology, the prosperity gospel, positive confession. Whatever you want to call it, it has to some degree affected - and infected - just about every church in America. There are a great number of people in the church – perhaps even the vast majority – who are led and motivated by greed and a lust for material things, more than they are guided by faith. Or rather, their faith is really their faith that they can successfully deceive and manipulate God, rather than the sort of faith that comes from God, who gives faith to guide people who are earnestly seeking Him only for Himself.
Jesus said: Joh 10:1 “Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that entereth not by the door into the sheepfold, but climbeth up some other way, the same is a thief and a robber.” Those who come to God thinking they can manipulate and get what they want out of Him are exactly like thieves and robbers, and God knows who they are. They don’t make the right kind of sound – they are not worshipping, praying or seeking God in the right way, or from the right motives. They’re like people trying to enter into the holy of holies without the required bells attached to their garments, and they will die without ever finding eternal life.
Not that we aren’t all tempted by greed and our culture of materialism. None of us is innocent, and all of us are sinners. But there’s a difference between being tempted by money and material things, and giving in so completely to temptation, to the sickening point where even our faith is completely defined by our greed. People whose primary motive is to use God in order to become more wealthy, prosperous or successful in the world, are just like Satanists or witches or any other demonic cultists, in that they really have no idea of the power inherent in what they’re fooling around with. They have become so clever and manipulative in their own minds, to the point that they have absolutely no clue to how utterly stupid and foolish they’ve become. To actually think they could manipulate the God who knows them better than they know themselves, or that they could manipulate the scriptures or certain spiritual principals to their own material benefit, is like thinking a fly could outwit the spider that’s already tied them up and devoured them in their own foolishness.
We should be more offended than we are, and much more sickened by the manner in which some have led so many people astray. This cancer that keeps eating away at the church, though hardly anybody dares to say anything about it. By the time most people recognize the threat it poses to the body of Christ, the church in America will likely be beyond the point of salvaging, and other Christian churches in third world countries may necessarily need to step into the moral and theological void we’ve created.
If every minister, pastor and priest railed against the pervasive greed and materialism in America every Sunday for the next 20 years, even that would probably not be enough, though it would make a good start. Our churches should be on the front line in fighting directly against the culture of corporate greed, and all the lies, brainwashing, corruption and death that goes along with it. They should be instructing their parishioners in simplicity, humility and the truth, rather than how to get everything they want and more. They should expose murderous wars for profit for the absolute abominations they are, rather than campaigning for the right-wing antichrists that initiate them.
We have Christian churches that are nothing more than shills for the corporate state, whose only real purpose is to keep the American sheeple frantically working and consuming more and more and just as much as they possibly can in order to stimulate the stock market and increase corporate profits. These are not Christian churches – they’re public relations firms serving corporate interests. We have pastors whose only moral function is to sanctify unbridled human greed, and make this deadly idolatry seem wholesome and pleasing to God. These are not Christian churches in any meaningful way, though if there are a few people who still understand the scriptures or what it means to be a Christian, it's in spite of rather than because of what our churches have drilled into them. But that’s the exception, and not the rule itself.
The rule of thumb to becoming a Christian in America is that you must find a way to prove you’re a Christian by something that doesn’t really cost you anything, or require you to give up your obsessively sinful worship of mammon. One way is by looking for people who are the most hated and persecuted, and obsessing over their lifestyle instead, and making that seem like the real issue. By attacking the most vulnerable people where they are themselves most vulnerable, Corporate Christians have focused everyone’s attention on the ‘homosexual lifestyle’, and they've turned their hatred for others into a righteous cause. And by hating homosexuals much more diligently than most people, Corporate Christians also demonstrate that quality that makes them distinctive and different from the heathen culture around them.
To summerize #1 scapegoating gays and lesbians doesn’t cost anything #2 it takes the spotlight off your idolotrous lifestyle, and makes their lifestyle the issue #3 it sets Corporate Christians apart by making their intolerant hatred for their neighbors the thing that is most distinctive about them.
Abortion is another issue where you can still prove you are a Christian, even though it's your selfish and materialistic lifestyle that's synonymous with death. Once again, it doesn’t cost you anything to be against a woman’s right to choose. It’s not like you have to give a damn about the kid once it’s born, or pay a penny to ensure it has basic health care, decent food or housing. You can love the fetus and still hate the kid, and vote for more tax cuts for yourself. You can love the fetus and kick its mom off welfare, pay its dad slave wages, or kick both parents clean out of the country. Another win/win proposition.
If you are Christian in America, you can literally thirst for blood and support capital punishment, (and constantly complain that not enough people are being executed). You can continue supporting every religious war and illegal extermination of human beings for monetary profit that comes down the pike, just on general principal. It isn’t about that.
It’s all about looking at a fertilized egg in a petri dish, and imagining that, instead of seeing a cystoblast, what you are actually seeing is a tiny little helpless baby, and its murderer of a mother is plunging the hot dagger of abortion into its defenseless little heart. It’s about spending so much time obsessing about a few organic cells, that your sanity inevitably takes flight and the real world completely fades away, and all the actual living, breathing, thinking and feeling human lives you have taken part in murdering for profit, for cold revenge, or just because you can, they don’t matter. All that matters is the cute little defenseless (and preferably white) baby disguised as a cystoblast, and the pro-life talking point that goes along with it.
What matters for Corporate Christians is finding the most effective way to hide the shameless idolotry of their enthusiastic support of the corporate culture of death, behind a ‘pro-life’ talking point. That’s why embryonic stem cells have to be saved from scientific research, and to hell with all the real people suffering and dying from real diseases. Better these cells should end up in the garbage than help to alleviate the suffering of actual human beings. It’s a brain-dead vegetable that once was Terri Schiavo – that’s what Christians must organize nationally to protect and keep alive at any cost – and to hell with the hundreds of thousands of thinking and feeling men, women and children who’ve been killed since Bush pulled the plug on Iraq. They don’t matter.
All that matters, and what really makes you a pro-life, family values conservative Christian, is your ability to project your uncompromising thirst for death onto others in a way that you call Christian, but which is distinctly demonic - and to hate your (gay and lesbian) neighbors with religious zeal.

